Ladstipgad is a god.

It takes the form of a small, competent guinea pig.

Ladstipgad created Asia five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ladstipgad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Ladstipgad, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Ladstipgad's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Ladstipgad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Run away from brown hamsters, for they are unholy.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

5. Never play with disobedient children.