Pangrigdonyatt is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, unjust
mole.
Pangrigdonyatt created a top quark four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Pangrigdonyatt, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Pangrigdonyatt, he will turn you into a mouse.
Pangrigdonyatt's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.
Pangrigdonyatt's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.
2. Always treat frogs with great respect.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Pangrigdonyatt.
4. Pangrigdonyatt loves whales, so they must be respected.
5. Never talk about nebulae.