Getkadnadlankomhabhakrill is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, stupid rhinoceros.

Getkadnadlankomhabhakrill created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Getkadnadlankomhabhakrill, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Getkadnadlankomhabhakrill, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Getkadnadlankomhabhakrill's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Getkadnadlankomhabhakrill's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine cats approach from the west.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never feed lots of nuts to swans while wearing orange ear rings.

5. Ducks are not to be trusted.