Figbonkfar is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, staggering mongoose.

Figbonkfar created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Figbonkfar, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Figbonkfar, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Figbonkfar's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Figbonkfar's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not hurt manatees.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Worship no other gods but Figbonkfar.

5. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Figbonkfar in the centre of the settlement.