Hublanvig is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, sage horse.

Hublanvig created the planet Mars six million years ago.

If you believe in Hublanvig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hublanvig, it will not care at all.

Hublanvig's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Hublanvig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Hublanvig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.