Taggudvab is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish jackal.

Taggudvab created humankind seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taggudvab, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Taggudvab, he will destroy your home solar system.

Taggudvab's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Taggudvab's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Taggudvab's priests.

2. Never think ill of sick badgers.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

5. Always help tapirs.