Nanmisdob Pagcip is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, slow mongoose.

Nanmisdob Pagcip created the Cigar Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanmisdob Pagcip, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nanmisdob Pagcip, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Nanmisdob Pagcip's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Nanmisdob Pagcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Nanmisdob Pagcip loves goats, so they must be respected.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never eat green fruit.
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