Sinventunbam is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, thoughtless wombat.

Sinventunbam created oxygen four years ago.

If you believe in Sinventunbam, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sinventunbam, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sinventunbam's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Sinventunbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never think about photosynthesis.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always look after injured dogs.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.