Fedyart is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, grumpy chinchilla.

Fedyart created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedyart, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fedyart, she will turn you into a puffin.

Fedyart's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Fedyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near tapirs while wearing indigo corsets and balancing three aluminium spheres on your head.

2. Never feed lots of parsnips to geese while wearing yellow rings.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Put Fedyart first in all things.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.