Stigyartaf is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, wise armadillo.

Stigyartaf created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigyartaf, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stigyartaf, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Stigyartaf's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Stigyartaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint near hamsters.

2. Never paint your neck fawn.

3. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.