Watnelgepmip is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, compassionate narwhal.

Watnelgepmip created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watnelgepmip, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Watnelgepmip, she will refuse to believe in you.

Watnelgepmip's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Watnelgepmip's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Watnelgepmip.

2. Retreat if five moths approach from the east.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Do not stand on grass.