Wathonrip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unthinking mole.

Wathonrip created bats four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wathonrip, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wathonrip, she will think nothing of it.

Wathonrip's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Wathonrip's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat turtles with great respect.

2. Never talk about goats.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never feed lots of peanuts to shrews while wearing indigo scarves.