Babtunnil Dodzimyar is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, tranquil sheep.

Babtunnil Dodzimyar created the universe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Babtunnil Dodzimyar, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Babtunnil Dodzimyar, she will not invite you to parties.

Babtunnil Dodzimyar's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Babtunnil Dodzimyar's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never feed lots of wheat to rats while wearing cyan ear rings.

3. Always wear red.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Babtunnil Dodzimyar in the centre of the settlement.