Lamgetman is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, strong pigeon.

Lamgetman created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lamgetman, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lamgetman, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Lamgetman's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Lamgetman's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Lamgetman in the centre of the settlement.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lamgetman.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Never play with disobedient children.