Hansatlibsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, temperamental rhinoceros.

Hansatlibsaw created carbon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hansatlibsaw, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hansatlibsaw, it will ignore you.

Hansatlibsaw's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Hansatlibsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never bounce near grasshopers.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Do not speak about figs.