Largflanvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, thoughtless fox.

Largflanvonk created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Largflanvonk, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Largflanvonk, she will strike you with lightening.

Largflanvonk's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Largflanvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always help sick cats.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never go into mauve rooms.

5. Never talk about dark energy near mice while wearing violet jumpers and balancing six nickel spheres on your neck.