Quatgansas is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, resourceful hyena.

Quatgansas created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Quatgansas, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Quatgansas, she will manifest in front of you.

Quatgansas' most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Quatgansas' Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help goats in need.

3. Never paint your neck red.

4. Do not hurt doves.

5. Do not keep three sharks in a large pit.