Kan is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, strong goat.

Kan created bats two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kan, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kan, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Kan's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Kan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never mention eagles.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.