Tomdubarfomtlakflatlat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciful raccoon.

Tomdubarfomtlakflatlat created matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tomdubarfomtlakflatlat, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tomdubarfomtlakflatlat, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Tomdubarfomtlakflatlat's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Tomdubarfomtlakflatlat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Feed all hungry voles.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never think ill of sick frogs.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.