Listflagdon is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, wise
alligator.
Listflagdon created the Sun eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Listflagdon, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Listflagdon, it will not care.
Listflagdon's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.
Listflagdon's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat peanuts.
2. Never go into mauve rooms.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Do not keep four monkeys in a large pit.