Lidhatzakged Banfonveen is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, proud finch.

Lidhatzakged Banfonveen created the Small Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidhatzakged Banfonveen, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lidhatzakged Banfonveen, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Lidhatzakged Banfonveen's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Lidhatzakged Banfonveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Retreat if nine snakes approach from the north.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.