Flykaddandubsinjanhonab is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, contented naga.

Flykaddandubsinjanhonab created a quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flykaddandubsinjanhonab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flykaddandubsinjanhonab, it will strike you with lightening.

Flykaddandubsinjanhonab's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Flykaddandubsinjanhonab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Never hurt mice.

5. Never wear pink shoes.