Dutbudceb is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, thoughtless troll.

Dutbudceb created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Dutbudceb, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dutbudceb, he will turn you into a plant.

Dutbudceb's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Dutbudceb's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. You must pray to Dutbudceb three times a day.

4. Dutbudceb loves birds, so they must be respected.

5. Never laugh in holy places.