Queeghitbif is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unjust shark.

Queeghitbif created water seven million years ago.

If you believe in Queeghitbif, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Queeghitbif, it will manifest in front of you.

Queeghitbif's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Queeghitbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not take Queeghitbif's name in vain.