Vogponmob is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, generous butterfly.

Vogponmob created vertebrates four million years ago.

If you believe in Vogponmob, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vogponmob, she will turn you into a mole.

Vogponmob's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Vogponmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not take Vogponmob's name in vain.