Manvancibcit is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, temperamental swan.

Manvancibcit created everything that exists five million years ago.

If you believe in Manvancibcit, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Manvancibcit, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Manvancibcit's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Manvancibcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Never feed corn to sharks while wearing dresses.

3. Never think ill of sick geese.

4. Never paint your hands mauve.

5. Learn six new languages a year.