Larnjenmilliddobgud is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, clever gorilla.

Larnjenmilliddobgud created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnjenmilliddobgud, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Larnjenmilliddobgud, she will turn you into a puffin.

Larnjenmilliddobgud's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Larnjenmilliddobgud's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Always obey Larnjenmilliddobgud's priests.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.