Febcadcepleg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, pitiless beaver.

Febcadcepleg created energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febcadcepleg, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Febcadcepleg, it will destroy your home solar system.

Febcadcepleg's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Febcadcepleg's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight eagles approach from the north.

2. You must pray to Febcadcepleg six times a day.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.
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