Faghunwab is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-confident horse.

Faghunwab created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Faghunwab, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Faghunwab, she will turn you into a puffin.

Faghunwab's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Faghunwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of cherries to mice while wearing magenta skirts.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Never think about electromagnetism.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near mites while wearing green coats and balancing nine nickel spheres on your legs.

5. Hide if four manatees approach from the east.
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