Ranquafbug is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, awe-inspiring raccoon.

Ranquafbug created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ranquafbug, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ranquafbug, she will boil you in a big pot.

Ranquafbug's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Ranquafbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gulls.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near frogs while wearing red dresses and balancing nine zinc spheres on your face.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never look in ponds.