Tofdumquag Karvonjencan Pittomrow
is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, kind
lion
.
Tofdumquag Karvonjencan Pittomrow
created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tofdumquag Karvonjencan Pittomrow
, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Tofdumquag Karvonjencan Pittomrow
, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Tofdumquag Karvonjencan Pittomrow's
most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.
Tofdumquag Karvonjencan Pittomrow's Holy Commandments
1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Tofdumquag Karvonjencan Pittomrow in the centre of the settlement.
2. Tofdumquag Karvonjencan Pittomrow loves ducks, so they must be respected.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.
5. Do not hop in public.
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