Bopsadrow is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, smart naga.

Bopsadrow created life eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopsadrow, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bopsadrow, she will turn you into a goat.

Bopsadrow's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Bopsadrow's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six dolphins approach from the west.

2. Never wear yellow tights.

3. Never feed lots of nuts to birds while wearing brown trousers.

4. Feed all hungry tapirs.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.