Gilrullfitnangum Bodcumbon Komtonqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omnipotent wasp.

Gilrullfitnangum Bodcumbon Komtonqueeg created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gilrullfitnangum Bodcumbon Komtonqueeg, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gilrullfitnangum Bodcumbon Komtonqueeg, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Gilrullfitnangum Bodcumbon Komtonqueeg's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Gilrullfitnangum Bodcumbon Komtonqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not kill ducks.

4. Gilrullfitnangum Bodcumbon Komtonqueeg loves doves, so they must be honoured.

5. Never eat green fruit.
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