Rennurtnarlvilminduss is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, resourceful mole.

Rennurtnarlvilminduss created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rennurtnarlvilminduss, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rennurtnarlvilminduss, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Rennurtnarlvilminduss' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Rennurtnarlvilminduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Always treat geese with great respect.