Fetsagwodsab is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, strong porpoise.

Fetsagwodsab created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fetsagwodsab, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Fetsagwodsab, she will come to you in dreams.

Fetsagwodsab's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Fetsagwodsab's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Put Fetsagwodsab first in all things.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never think about archaea.