Miljatham is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, dishonourable sheep.

Miljatham created the Sun eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Miljatham, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Miljatham, she will ignore you.

Miljatham's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Miljatham's Holy Commandments

1. Miljatham loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

2. Never eat onions.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Miljatham in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.