Quillcuss is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, omnipotent chicken.

Quillcuss created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillcuss, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Quillcuss, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Quillcuss' most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Quillcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near pigs while wearing cyan boots and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your arms.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.