Begyogarn is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, flying jackal.

Begyogarn created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Begyogarn, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Begyogarn, it will come to you in dreams.

Begyogarn's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Begyogarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

5. Retreat if six turtles approach from the east.