Shavbudgab is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, vain hydra.

Shavbudgab created an up quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavbudgab, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Shavbudgab, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Shavbudgab's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Shavbudgab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

2. Shavbudgab loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not stand on grass.