Capceblib is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, staggering wombat.

Capceblib created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Capceblib, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Capceblib, she will turn you into a puffin.

Capceblib's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Capceblib's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near capybaras while wearing yellow stockings and balancing eight tin spheres on your chest.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.