Cadnibquam is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, moody dingo.

Cadnibquam created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cadnibquam, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cadnibquam, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Cadnibquam's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Cadnibquam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Cadnibquam on top of important buildings.

2. Put Cadnibquam first in all things.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about fire.