Cibyartmot is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, ruthless cobra.

Cibyartmot created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibyartmot, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cibyartmot, he will curse you with boils.

Cibyartmot's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Cibyartmot's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not hurt voles.

3. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cibyartmot.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.