Mutjambest is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, prudent wren.

Mutjambest created matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mutjambest, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mutjambest, she will refuse to believe in you.

Mutjambest's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Mutjambest's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat wheat.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near mites while wearing cyan trousers.

4. Run away if five frogs approach from the south.

5. Always help dolphins.