Begcidkin is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unfair elephant.

Begcidkin created an up quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Begcidkin, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Begcidkin, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Begcidkin's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Begcidkin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never chant near pigs.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near horses while wearing pink skirts and balancing three platinum spheres on your back.