Fidgovcub is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, fussy wombat.

Fidgovcub created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Fidgovcub, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fidgovcub, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fidgovcub's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Fidgovcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of strawberries to great tits while wearing red coats.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always obey Fidgovcub's priests.