Davdissrak is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, all-powerful hyena.

Davdissrak created gold nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davdissrak, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Davdissrak, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Davdissrak's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Davdissrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near manatees while wearing magenta tights and balancing five copper spheres on your feet.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never eat melons.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Always help sick nematodes.