Teenrantit is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-assured rat.

Teenrantit created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Teenrantit, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Teenrantit, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Teenrantit's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Teenrantit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never write about dark matter.

3. Never feed oranges to mice while wearing stockings.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Always help moths.