Wodhubyart is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awesome hedgehog.

Wodhubyart created energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodhubyart, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wodhubyart, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Wodhubyart's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Wodhubyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always treat gulls with great respect.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near nematodes while wearing fawn trousers and balancing five gold spheres on your feet.

4. Never feed lots of gooseberries to foxes while wearing yellow boots.

5. Respect your elders.