Futbogquilldotbodgepbopnull is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, two-faced dragon.

Futbogquilldotbodgepbopnull created time and space nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Futbogquilldotbodgepbopnull, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Futbogquilldotbodgepbopnull, she will make you grow a tail.

Futbogquilldotbodgepbopnull's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Futbogquilldotbodgepbopnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Never talk about special relativity near great tits while wearing green dresses and balancing five titanium spheres on your neck.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not keep six capybaras in a large pit.