Rulgodnel is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient pig.

Rulgodnel created dark matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulgodnel, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rulgodnel, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Rulgodnel's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Rulgodnel's Holy Commandments

1. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect a giant red sculpture of Rulgodnel in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about photosynthesis.

5. Never think about nebulae.